Finish this sentence which is referring to something great that you love:
"On a scale of one to ten, it's a"
Whatever you said wasn't clever, was it?
At one time it was enough to say something was a ten out of a ten. Then people thought that wasn't good enough so they said eleven. That took it to a whole new level. And then people starting thinking that they were better than eleven so they said twelve. And last week on Beauty and the Geek, one of the beauties took it to the limit by saying twenty.
Please don't rate things on a scale of on to ten anymore because you can't say anything that will sound good.
Tuesday
You ought to buy a mastadon skeleton.
Is there a mastadon skeleton missing from your life? Do something about that.
Thursday
Who's the best Harry?
As the famous song goes, "Where have all the people named Harry gone?" You may have noticed that wherever they have gone, most of them are staying there.
Let us celebrate the Harries we do have by explaining who they are and wondering who is best.
Harry Truman. Yes, he is not alive anymore. But he was also the president, and once you are given the title of "President" it stays with you forever. Which means Harry Truman is still the president! Is he the best Harry, because he is able to run the country even though he is dead?
Another Harry Truman. All we know about this Harry is that he is old and crotchety. Disqualified!
Prince Harry. Possibly the bravest Harry went to Afghanistan and almost died for his country (England). It should also be mentioned that although he is handsome in a ruddy and expensive way, his real name is Henry and not Harry.
Harry Anderson. This Harry is not only a celebrity but an actor and magician. He has never once worn tie-dye and gets angry at people who tie up dogs outside of supermarkets. If you want Harry Anderson in your living room and doing magic tricks for you, you can literally buy that here.
Who is your favorite Harry and are you a Harry too?
Let us celebrate the Harries we do have by explaining who they are and wondering who is best.
Harry Truman. Yes, he is not alive anymore. But he was also the president, and once you are given the title of "President" it stays with you forever. Which means Harry Truman is still the president! Is he the best Harry, because he is able to run the country even though he is dead?
Another Harry Truman. All we know about this Harry is that he is old and crotchety. Disqualified!
Prince Harry. Possibly the bravest Harry went to Afghanistan and almost died for his country (England). It should also be mentioned that although he is handsome in a ruddy and expensive way, his real name is Henry and not Harry.
Harry Anderson. This Harry is not only a celebrity but an actor and magician. He has never once worn tie-dye and gets angry at people who tie up dogs outside of supermarkets. If you want Harry Anderson in your living room and doing magic tricks for you, you can literally buy that here.
Who is your favorite Harry and are you a Harry too?
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