Do not say these things.

Phrases that must not be said by you or the people you love:

• 'Nuff said.


• The ass-crack of dawn.


• What happens in (wherever) stays in (wherever).


• The horizontal tango.


• Single and ready to mingle.

Additionally:

• You should not refer to Jack Daniels by its first name or insinuate that it is your good friend Jack.


• You should not refer to yourself in the 3rd person, especially if you are being ironic about it.


• You should not correct someone for misusing the word "literally" if they seem like a nice person.