Do not say these things.

Phrases that must not be said by you or the people you love:
  • 'Nuff said.

  • The ass-crack of dawn.

  • What happens in (wherever) stays in (wherever).

  • The horizontal tango.

  • Single and ready to mingle.
  • You should not refer to Jack Daniels by its first name or insinuate that it is your good friend Jack.

  • You should not refer to yourself in the 3rd person, especially if you are being ironic about it.

  • You should not correct someone for misusing the word "literally" if they seem like a nice person.

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