Dear Actually Home,
My birthday's coming up, and I don't know whether to throw a party at my house or have everyone meet up at a bar. What do you think?
Signed,
Undecided
Dear Undecided,
Will the event be held on your actual birthday, or just the weekend night that's closest to it? Because no one likes to be a part of this conversation:
Guest: Is today your actual birthday?
Host: No, my actual birthday is on Tuesday.
Guest: Oh.
Signed,
Actually Home
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